Tierra del Faygo
Here is a post from the fizzy drinks review blog I just started. 40gramsofsugar: Whoop, whoop! It’s time for a Faygo shower, internets, so if you’re not down with the clown, prepare to be axe-murdered or whatever. This cola, which goes so far in looking ‘classic’ as to actually come close to being ‘classy’, is manufactured by the Faygo company of Detroit, Michigan, established in 1907. They...
What I just posted there was a professional column I wrote in the frankly ridiculous hope that the magazine I write for would think it’s okay to associate the brand with professional wrestling. Ergo, it’s written in the way I write when I feel there’s a possibility my cousin or someone might read it, rather than with social network contempt. Hire me to write wrestling.
Ordinary DDT #1
It was an uncanny coincidence, which isn’t surprising given the fact that the pair made a living off doing uncanny things for years. The Undertaker returned to Raw on Monday after an eleven-month absence to set up his twenty-first Wrestlemania match. The next day, Paul Bearer died. Death, being what it is, is a very difficult thing to play with in the diluted-kayfabe world that modern wrestling...
Dallas Penn vs. Rap Genius →
This gets so aggressive.
mikeymoinstereo: Seanwuar vs. Pharoahe Monch oh my god Sean Price as Nardwuar. Everything has eaten itself.
He’s like a perfectionist. His expectations are so high, that he might...– 100K On My Wrist Yeah Life Sucks interview with B-Luv, regarding Husalah and his Chinese Democracy thing.
Youtube Comments Freestyles #3: Childish Gambino's...
female, white, well-spoken, you probably think i’m middle class grown up in the suburbs using silk to wipe my fucking ass but you’re wrong and that’s fine, i understand your point of view raised by my bipolar mum on benefits, that sound good to you? being ten and told you’re worthless by your own flesh and blood while your stepdad laughs ‘cause your real one’s...
Youtube Comments Freestyles #2: Rick Ross's High...
everybody hatin on rappers but they cant rap you dont know what you doin like virgin with a relationship app i got hoes on my iphone i’ll beat nigga with the chrome,damn and yall so broke you gettin supported by a retarded homeless man everybody loves raymond everybody hates chris i just guess im in between like my balls in your bitch hahahahaha - cdriveaj
Youtube Comments Freestyles #1: Rick Ross's High...
YEAH FUCK THE FAKE FAGGETS, CUZ IM TALKIN BOUT ROSS BITCH U USED TO BE A PIG, U CANT BE NO BOSS GO GET YOUR DAY JOB BACK,BEFOR YOU GET MURKED ILL HAVE U DEAD BUTT NAKED, 6 FEET IN THE DIRT CHOP YOUR WHALE BODY INTO A MILLION PIECES FEED YOU TO MY DOGS, FEED EM PIECES BY PIECES/ BITCH DONT SAY IM LYING, CUZ IM SPITTIN THE TRUTH AND DONT TALK BOUT MEXICANS, CUZ WE’LL MURDER YOU TAKE YOU...