July 2012
42 posts
fake-dollparts:
mascaraandmistakes:
wheelcher:
genius
deaddddddd
Oh my God!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear Otherkin people,
youreabitweird:
You make no sense.
You say you aren’t human, you are animals or mythical creatures trapped in the wrong body, yet you participate in human activities.
you use the internet
you eat human food
you have cell phones
you wear clothing
Either you are human or you aren’t. CLEARLY YOU ARE A HUMAN. Look at yourself and everything you do.
So you guys are either trolling, can’t stop...
[insert witty title here]: RZA Should Get... →
dangerguerrero:
From a Vanity Fair Q&A:
I heard that you’ve been coming to Comic-Con for years as a fan.
RZA: Yes, and this year I get to be here doing something productive instead of destructive.
What have you done in past years that was destructive?
Well, I usually come for fun. I got my Bobby…
All that ass in yo jeans kid wale me
Kid and Roscoe speak
– A return to the series of misheard rap lyrics with Waka Flocka Flame feat. Wale & Roscoe Dash - No Hands from elyricsworld.
This should, obviously and hilarously, read:
“All that ass, in those jeans Can Wale beat? Can Roscoe skeet?”
RapMetrics, for instance, is a fascinating project by a chemical-engineering...
– Read the whole thing, this piece by Willy Staley is one of the best I’ve read all year. But this part made me lol. White rappers are kind of the worst, on average at least.
...
50 Fifty Shades headlines
Fifty Shades of Bray - article on multiculturalism in Bray. Fifty Shades of Neigh - Grand National coverage Fifty Shades of Tay - Tay Zonday retrospective Fifty Shades of Ray - Ray Shah soft profile *Fifty Shades of Clay - National Geographic piece on the terracotta soldiers Fifty Shades of Tray - profile on ‘trolly dollies’ Fifty Shades of Cray - Kanye interview Fifty Blades of Bey -...
hiphoptoday:
Action Bronson FT Meyhem Lauren, Maffew Ragazino & AG Da Coroner - Terror death camp (Official video) (New)
AG Da Coroner is a literal coroner.
Replace another fellow’s sundial with one calibrated for a different latitude....
– (via drollpranks)
Still finding this very basic concept funny.